I think your next production should have an "over 50 presentation".
The audience would be limited to 30 people, all of whom would be required to drink at least two cups of coffee before the presentation. They would be seated in uncomfortable folding chairs right up on center stage. The actors would dispense with props and blocking and would merely stand in a circle around the audience, reciting their lines through bullhorns.
If Tech-tard could figure out how to run periodic electrical shocks through the audience's metal folding chairs, that would be a bonus.
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Date: 2005-03-19 06:49 pm (UTC)The audience would be limited to 30 people, all of whom would be required to drink at least two cups of coffee before the presentation. They would be seated in uncomfortable folding chairs right up on center stage. The actors would dispense with props and blocking and would merely stand in a circle around the audience, reciting their lines through bullhorns.
If Tech-tard could figure out how to run periodic electrical shocks through the audience's metal folding chairs, that would be a bonus.