Dr. Doug Does It Again

[windelina]

Perfectly expressing the week:

When the moooooooon is in the seventh house
And Jupiteeeeeeeeer aligns with Crap
Then paaaaaaaaaaain will rule the planets
And Conservatives will own the map!

This is the dawning of the Age of the Crapulent!
The Age of the Crapulent!
The Crapulent!
The Crapulent!

Cacaphony and underhanding
Evil and mistrust abounding
Time for female circumsions
And dissenters put in prisons
Lunatic administrations
With a tax on masturbations
The Crapulent!
The Crapulent!

When the moooooooon is in the seventh house
And Jupiteeeeeeeeer aligns with Crap
Then paaaaaaaaaaain will rule the planets
And Conservatives will own the map!

This is the dawning of the Age of the Crapulent!
The Age of the Crapulent!
The Crapulent!
The Crapulent!

Comments

[mplscorwin.livejournal.com]

Tre sweet. Thanks.

(Sorry about your week)

[cargill.livejournal.com]

Hey! I'd appreciate it if you didn't confuse us Conservatives with Right Wingers (or ultra Right Wing Radicals like Herr Bush.) Although, I'll give you that it's hard to fit ultra-right Winger into that song...;)>

[windelina.livejournal.com]

Noted - and I do actually understand the difference. Although there are so few real conservatives these days that's its easy to think they're mythical.

<------------Mythical

[cargill.livejournal.com]

Completely mythical...and very conservative (a conservative centrist actually.)

[revdj.livejournal.com]

Lots of people do. Right Wingers call themselves "conservative" after all. What are true conservatives doing about it? How did they vote in the last election?

[cargill.livejournal.com]

Well, 10% of us republicans that voted for bush the first time, voted for Kerry the second. So that makes about 4.8 million of us...

[dangerdhotrod.livejournal.com]

femal circumcisions? i don't get that line but it is still really funny.

i like that whole verse there, it totally lines up rythmically.

[gunthar.livejournal.com]

It's "female" circumsions.

It's a nasty little surgical procedure that has a long tradition in some Middle Eastern and Northern African cultures.

You have the option to stop reading now. Here's a fairly tame wikipedia definition

The local variations include a simple removal of the clitoris, removal of clitoris and the major labia or a more involved process where the labia are sewn up with a small gap so as to allow urination. The idea is to provide a more certain proof of virginity.

You didn't take the first option to stop reading, but you can take this one.

The heavily scared tissue is reopened by the woman's husband on her wedding night.

[(Anonymous)]

Actually, the purpose is to reduce sexual pleasure for the woman and increase it for the man.

[gunthar.livejournal.com]

That's not the dumbest thing I've ever heard, but that's only because you've had lots of olympic-level competition.

The purpose is to ensure that wives won't go screwing around behind their husband's back. If they can't enjoy sex, they won't be tempted to stray.

[dangerdhotrod.livejournal.com]

i couldn't resist reading it all.

aaack!

[dmann11.livejournal.com]

What the hell is the point of a Female Circumcision?

"Lets take away a woman's clitoris, so she cant have an orgasm!" great...now ive actually perfomed a surgical procedure to make me feel less worthy as a man???? Are there still men who feel right if the woman isnt at least able to FAKE IT????

why would you do that??? "Lets give our women operations that guarantee they wont enjoy, crave or ever be satisfied by sex!"

Great idea, dumbfuck!!!

Now...if there was a version that worked the opposite...where i could just LOOK at her and make her all orgasmey.....

BTW...scientists have determined that a woman who orgasms has some rediculous percentage higher of concieving...it has a function, besides making the woman of the species say "holy crap, i wanna do that again!!!!"