More inappropriate Christ humor
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windelinaAnd then, when I did "Godspell" a few years back, we sat around at a cast party one night after a performance, getting drunk on wine, and we proceeded to tell all our fucked-up jokes and stories, and I got into Christ jokes.
My favorite you've already read.
But there's "I can see your house from here"
And "The Feet! The Feet!"
The guy playing Christ in the show was howling with laughter and at the same time horrified - because he just knew he'd be thinking about those jokes the next show while we hung him on the cross.
He never looked at me during a performance again.
My favorite you've already read.
But there's "I can see your house from here"
And "The Feet! The Feet!"
The guy playing Christ in the show was howling with laughter and at the same time horrified - because he just knew he'd be thinking about those jokes the next show while we hung him on the cross.
He never looked at me during a performance again.
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Date: 2005-03-25 08:07 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-03-28 05:46 pm (UTC)One of the disciples looks up, moaning "Oh lord, you suffer! If only there was something I could do for you!"
Jesus says, "Well, you could take out the nails."
The disciples gets a ladder and climbs up.
**pry pry** Right hand comes free. "Ahhh!"
**pry pry** Left hand comes free. "Ahhh!......
THE FEET! THE FEET!"
(It's funnier with visual component.)