More inappropriate Christ humor

[windelina]

And then, when I did "Godspell" a few years back, we sat around at a cast party one night after a performance, getting drunk on wine, and we proceeded to tell all our fucked-up jokes and stories, and I got into Christ jokes.

My favorite you've already read.

But there's "I can see your house from here"

And "The Feet! The Feet!"

The guy playing Christ in the show was howling with laughter and at the same time horrified - because he just knew he'd be thinking about those jokes the next show while we hung him on the cross.

He never looked at me during a performance again.

Comments

[revdj.livejournal.com]

Godspell traumatized me.

I was in jr. high when I saw it. When they did "Day by day" you had a bunch of couples sitting around a campfire. They weren't making out or anything, but they were clearly couples. Lightly holding hands, or sitting very close. And I realized that no girl would ever love me, and I would never get to sit around the campfire or anything with a girl. And this revelation made me very very sad.

Good thing it was wrong. But I had a pretty sad time until I realized that.

[burnunit.livejournal.com]

hey, inappropriate is the best kind of Christ humor. Good Friday is the best holiday, because God's dead for three days, we can do anything we want! Maybe that's one reason I loved Minicon for so long.

[geohard.livejournal.com]

I've heard I can see you house, but what's "the feet the feet"?

[windelina.livejournal.com]

Jesus is on the cross.
One of the disciples looks up, moaning "Oh lord, you suffer! If only there was something I could do for you!"

Jesus says, "Well, you could take out the nails."

The disciples gets a ladder and climbs up.
**pry pry** Right hand comes free. "Ahhh!"
**pry pry** Left hand comes free. "Ahhh!......

THE FEET! THE FEET!"

(It's funnier with visual component.)